Redneck Stuff

THE PERFECT REDNECK - HILLBILLY WRITING INSTRUMENT! THIS INK PEN IS MADE FROM SOLID METAL AND FEELS LIKE A REAL 30-06 BULLET FOR AN ACCURATE FEELING, HOWEVER THEY DON'T GROUP WELL.

Realistic Looking Bullet That Clips Onto Your Hat

BILLY BOB CALLS THESE BIRTH CONTROL GLASSES FOR THE SIMPLE FACT THAT IF A REDNECK HAS THEM ON, IT AINT HAPPENIN!! HOWEVER, OUR COUSIN CLETUS GOT TAMMY FAE KNOCKED UP!

RUSSEL KNIGHT, "FROM MOUNTED IN ALASKA" APPROVED ! OUR BILLY BOB REDNECK COUSIN FROM ANCHORAGE EVEN PUT HIS PICTURE ON THE PACKAGE! DON'T TAKE THESE GRIZZLY BEAR HUNTING!

THIS STICKER ADDS A TOUCH OF CLASS TO ANY OUTHOUSE, PORTA POTTY, OR TOILET LID. A BAD REDNECK PRACTICAL JOKE IS TO PEE ON THE TOILET LID, WE ALL KNOW IT¿ SO READ THE STICKER AND KNOCK IT OFF.