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30-06 BULLET INK PEN
30-06 BULLET INK PEN

CODE: 10887

$5.00
In stock
THE PERFECT REDNECK - HILLBILLY WRITING INSTRUMENT! THIS INK PEN IS MADE FROM SOLID METAL AND FEELS LIKE A REAL 30-06 BULLET FOR AN ACCURATE FEELING, HOWEVER THEY DON'T GROUP WELL.

ALASKAN INK PEN
ALASKAN INK PEN

CODE: 10880

$5.00
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RUSSEL KNIGHT, "FROM MOUNTED IN ALASKA" APPROVED ! OUR BILLY BOB REDNECK COUSIN FROM ANCHORAGE EVEN PUT HIS PICTURE ON THE PACKAGE! DON'T TAKE THESE GRIZZLY BEAR HUNTING!

ARTILLERY INK PEN
ARTILLERY INK PEN

CODE: 10882

$5.00
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ROLL IN THE BIG GUNS YOU REDNECK, WITH THE ARTILLERY INK PEN. THIS HEAVY METAL INK PEN IS A HIT WITH ALL INFANTRY, PAST AND PRESENT. NOTE: THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!

BILLY BOB HAT CLIP
BILLY BOB HAT CLIP

CODE: 10893

$5.00
In stock

Realistic Looking Bullet That Clips Onto Your Hat


BOLTZ LICENCE PLATE FASTENERS
BOLTZ LICENCE PLATE FASTENERS

CODE: 40003

$7.00
In stock
THE PERFECT REDNECK PICKUP TRUCK ACCENT! HELL WITH THOSE CHEAP PLASTIC SCREWS, HILLBILLYS USE TO KEEP THEIR LICENSE PLATES ON¿ USE THE BOLTS - REAL MANS LICENSE PLATE HOLDER.

BOTTOMLESS CUP STICKERS
BOTTOMLESS CUP STICKERS

CODE: 10894

$4.00
In stock
SLAP THESE BABIES ON THE BOTTOM OF YOUR COFFEE CUP TO ANNOUNCE TO YOUR BLIND DATE THAT YOU ARE NOT THE AVERAGE REDNECK. GAURANTEED TO TURN HEADS, THE PERFECT PRACTICAL JOKE.

NERD BIRTH CONTROL GLASSES
NERD BIRTH CONTROL GLASSES

CODE: 10085

Out-of-stock
$5.00
BILLY BOB CALLS THESE BIRTH CONTROL GLASSES FOR THE SIMPLE FACT THAT IF A REDNECK HAS THEM ON, IT AINT HAPPENIN!! HOWEVER, OUR COUSIN CLETUS GOT TAMMY FAE KNOCKED UP!

REAL TEXAN INK PEN
REAL TEXAN INK PEN

CODE: 10886

$5.00
In stock
IF PANCHO VILLA WERE STILL ALIVE, THIS WOULD BE HIS ONLY INK PEN! MADE FROM SOLID METAL. THIS 30-06 CALIBER INK PEN IS THE CHOICE OF GUN ENTHUSIASTS AND OUTLAW ALIKE. ARRIBA!!!